adulting

A short list of people with whom it is 99.5% guaranteed to end badly

• Your coworker whom you find physically but not emotionally attractive (or vice-versa);
• Someone who is married;
• The significant other of a close friend or family member;
• Someone you have already broken up with at least twice;
• A person you find insanely attractive but is so-so about you (or vice-versa, though that is more likely to end badly for them than for you);
• Someone who is mainly attracted to a gender that you are not, but is making a rare exception and;
• Scorpios.