Hot adulting tip!

Keep a little Ziploc baggie full of sea salt and pepper at your desk. Then, next time your food is bland, smile a smug smile and rectify that shit.

Keep a little Ziploc baggie full of sea salt and pepper at your desk. Then, next time your food is bland, smile a smug smile and rectify that shit.
Listen - I have a drawer full of salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, grape jelly, & a bottle of ranch dressing in the work...
Here here…Don’t stand for the bland my nerds
“rectify that shit” needs repeating.
I think a big step in my maturing process was when I replaced my emergency Nutella with emergency all-natural peanut...