How to become a grown-up in 468 easy(ish) steps.

For those who sighed a deep sigh when they walked into their apartment tonight

If, like me, you wondered to yourself how/why you live like this when you walked into your messy, messy apartment tonight, do the following:

1. Pick five songs you really really like and find motivating. (I say make one Daft Punk’s Harder Better Faster Stronger, but it’s up to you)

2. Start picking things up. Once something is in your hand, the only place it can go is to its home in the universe. No stacking! No staging! Put it where it goes.

3. Make sure, during that time, to take out your garbage and make your bed.

4. When those songs finish, you are done. Enjoy an evening free of “Why is my apartment an unlivable hellhole?”-guilt.

Inspired by UFUH

24th Jul 2012 491 notes , Comments
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    this. everyday. jon...i are disgusting people. i hide...bed...
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    Oh god this is actually me but in my dorm room.
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    I’ve done this today, and I’m damn proud.
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    I will do this.
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    I really should do this.