How to become a grown-up in 468 easy(ish) steps.

Step 235: Do not put spoiled/empty things back in the fridge/pantry

(LAST NIGHT. MY APARTMENT)

Boyfriend: Hey, is that pudding still good?

Me: (takes it out, sniffs it, puts it back in refrigerator) Nope.

Boyfriend: Did you just put rotten pudding back in the fridge?

When you have determined that food in your fridge is not edible, it should go directly to the garbage. Also, if you pull a box out of the cupboard and it’s empty, that, too, goes in the garbage. Why is this so hard for me to remember?

7th Aug 2012 148 notes , Comments
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  1. ber-the-conquewor reblogged this from wolbaz and added:
    Says the one who leaves empty soda boxes in the fridge.
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  14. crashsuit said: If a box is empty, I recycle it if at all possible instead of putting it in the garbage, but otherwise I’m in 100% agreement.
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  18. lesbianloversofmiami reblogged this from cryptohomorocker and added:
    Yes, Elliott, you must print this and put it on the goddamn fridge where you can see it every time you search for food.
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    Do people actually do...outside TV? I thought...shit only...