Step 266: If you are waiting in line to pay for something and/or show your ID, for God’s sake, spend the four seconds it takes to get your form of payment and/or ID ready *before* you are at the front of the line
We can all do that, right? We can.
We can all do that, right? We can.
PEOPLE ON EVERY CAPMETRO BUS I’M LOOKING AT YOU
YESSSSSS!
please.