How to become a grown-up in 468 easy(ish) steps.

Step 279: Sex with exes — almost never a good idea

“Ugh. It’s the worst. You’re feeling lonely and weird and then it’s like, ‘Hey! This probably won’t fuck me up for the next two weeks.’ And then it does.” — My dude

Postscript: When discussing this entry, Boyfriend felt like I should write a cautionary limerick that rhymes ‘ex’ and ‘sex.’ I am not going to, but if anyone else is so inclined, I support it.

11th Feb 2013 252 notes , Comments
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    Ha!
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    Yupp.
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    Especially when your ex is a cunt!
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  16. eepromgirl reblogged this from accuratelyawesome and added:
    (I can’t be clear enough that this is NOT BASED ON PERSONAL EXPERIENCE - I just like limericks and rhymes, and can’t...
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    One day I ran into my ex And he suggested he and I have sex. He pulled off my pants, And we did a horizontal dance, Then...