Step 279: Sex with exes — almost never a good idea
“Ugh. It’s the worst. You’re feeling lonely and weird and then it’s like, ‘Hey! This probably won’t fuck me up for the next two weeks.’ And then it does.” — My dude
Postscript: When discussing this entry, Boyfriend felt like I should write a cautionary limerick that rhymes ‘ex’ and ‘sex.’ I am not going to, but if anyone else is so inclined, I support it.