How to become a grown-up in 468 easy(ish) steps.

Step 279: Sex with exes — almost never a good idea

"Ugh. It’s the worst. You’re feeling lonely and weird and then it’s like, ‘Hey! This probably won’t fuck me up for the next two weeks.’ And then it does.” — My dude

Postscript: When discussing this entry, Boyfriend felt like I should write a cautionary limerick that rhymes ‘ex’ and ‘sex.’ I am not going to, but if anyone else is so inclined, I support it.

11th Feb 2013 260 notes , Comments
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  1. zarggg reblogged this from wickedlilthing and added:
    Some of the best sex I ever had was with an ex during the summer after we “officially” broke up and before she started...
  2. wickedlilthing reblogged this from adulting and added:
    I’m highly inclined to disagree. Sex once or twice in a confusing sort-of-on-then-back-to-off-again way, yes, that’s a...
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  6. justsquee reblogged this from adulting and added:
    Ha!
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  13. rebeliousdesire reblogged this from adulting and added:
    Yupp.
  14. beforemymomentsgone reblogged this from gingerdrizzle and added:
    Especially when your ex is a cunt!
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  18. extraordinarym4chine reblogged this from bourbonandabrunette and added:
    (I can’t be clear enough that this is NOT BASED ON PERSONAL EXPERIENCE - I just like limericks and rhymes, and can’t...