How to become a grown-up in 468 easy(ish) steps.

Step Eleven: Buy Toilet Paper in Bulk

I always feel vaguely embarrassed when buying toilet paper, especially if I buy a bunch, because what does that say about me as a person?

But this is something I need to get over. One, running out of toilet paper sucks, and it will happen less often if you buy in bulk. Two, it’s not like you aren’t going to use it eventually.

Let’s look at a graph that illustrates toilet paper need: at every point between infancy and death, the answer to the question, ‘Do I need toilet paper?’ will always be ‘Yes.’

Just go ahead and buy in bulk.

3rd Aug 2011 37 notes , Comments
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