How to become a grown-up in 468 easy(ish) steps.

Step 27: Do Not Get Drunk And Mouth Off At Work Functions

Actually, just don’t get drunk at work functions. Even if you work in an industry where this is common, leave the heavy drinking to those who outrank you, then go drink with your friends afterward. And whatever you do, don’t be that intern that gets drunk and talks about blowjobs.

Here is a chart I made to help with good decision-making:

17th Aug 2011 64 notes , Comments
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  4. managingthewildside reblogged this from adulting and added:
    I feel like this applies directly to my life and my mission to grow up.
  5. sofiaviolet reblogged this from adulting and added:
    Ahahaha, “or anywhere...New Orleans?” I was telling my classmates about
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    I need to keep this in mind…..
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    hahaha
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    I had gotten hammered with my brother at an appropriate function for doing so, but my mom was there. I was pissed about...
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  18. mresundance reblogged this from adulting and added:
    Dammit. I cannot promise not to talk about blowjobs when I am drink.
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